Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Your father is a killer and your neighbour is a lecher!
Thursday, March 5, 2009
The Diary of Events
I thought she was trying to buy my affection.
Many polka dotted fuschia pink lingerie, face masks, and cosmetics later, I'm happy to report my affections have officially been bought.
Day itself was uneventful. Most people forgot twas my birthday. Some called.
The highlight was new post by Fao San wishing me kinky things and the din din I had with her.
A fine meal, good company, some embarassing geographical confessions later, my marvellous gifts were unwrapped.
Jewelry and Perfume! Am I not the luckiest kept woman ever?!?
Thanks for great day K and Fao San. To the adoring masses, thanks for the wishes.
Now to look forward to London!
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAM SAN!
Wish her all things kinky, dear readers (yes, i used the plural form. I'm allowed to be giddy and delusional on Sammeh's birthday!)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAM SAN SUPERSTAR!
Monday, March 2, 2009
My Tarot Reading for Monday
Here's what the Wise man said:
You start the week at breakneck speed, dear friend. Nothing can stop you this Monday, because as your first card shows, you have Strength on your side. Willpower, ambition, persuasiveness: you have a hand full of trump cards to play over the course of an extremely busy day that sees you conquering a mountain of work. Theres no better mood in which to start off your working week, so dont waste a minute: get to work straight away!
I just took an online tarot reading. How productive can my day have been?!
Friday, February 27, 2009
A Few Things that are Not Fun
Spent a long day prop shopping and had a chance to contemplate the deepness of my self-involvement. Here are a few fun things that aren't fun when it doesnt wholly involve you.
Yawn!
1) Shopping - Take the bestest money and combine it with a perfectly gloomy day but when its for someone else, snooze!
2) Photo Albums - I dont know how others do it but if I aint in the pics, dont bother showing me! I mean, seriously?
3) Spa Days - If someone else is getting a massage and you're reading Cosmo's '57 ways to get him to open up about his ex' in the waiting area - Next!
4) Wedding - If you ain't the bride or the groom. Boring!
5) Holidays - Marvellous self-indulgent days ahead but when you pull the weight of an entire team and stay up reading fun things to do in Cambodia late into the night - next please!
6) Listening - Dont get me wrong. I've lent my bony shouler to many a teary break up but if it involves listening about your latest work crisis - yawn!
7) Production - Shopping, scheduling, and decorating set and stage for a show you're never going to be onstage for - that's just cruelty!
8) Cooking Fat Free - I fail to see the reason to put double of my effort in making a low-fat muffin taste good when the recipient cant get off his ass to work out more! C'mon!
9) Watching TV - When you're stuck watching Idea Star Singer because you have nothing better to do and you promised mum the tv is hers this evening. Pain!
10) Selling Tickets - After the first 10 mins, the sturdiest of friendships can be tested when you're swatting mosquitoes and miss the first 30 mins of a decent play. Groan!
11) House Hunting - Who cares which side the living room faces or how small the bedroom is if you're not the one sleeping in it? Sigh!
12) Talking - Normally I'm a motor mouth but it becomes painful when you're relaying instructions. Lost in translation!
Got any more?
Monday, February 23, 2009
Happy Birthday to Me
As I grow older but certainly not wiser, here are a few things I would like to have in my life:
My Wish List (in no particular order): I wish
1) people who owe me money would actually pay me
2) to be able to go a day without excercising and not feeling guilty about it
3) foreign tourist visa processes were not so daunting
4) to have meaningful work which also paid well
5) friends in committed relationships wouldnt bitch about their other halves to me and call me smart for being single (no, its not a compliment and yes, its a conscious choice!)
6) I could watch Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart everyday.
7) people would not obsess over the pink jatti and Valentine Day card protest and call it an upper strata problem (even if it is an upper strata problem, on behalf of upper strata, I have a right for my issues to be heard)
8) more people would vote and not just critique people who dared to make a difference (kudos to Mash and Rochu for doing something other than drink at Zara's and tut tut about it! Read http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Chennai/Greeting_cards_to_fight_Rama_Sene/articleshow/4103108.cms)
9) Hamsa were here - she'd know exactly what to do on my birthday
10) there was a decent bungee jumping place around
11) I had money for my tattoo
12) filial peace - aunties and uncles, I have no clue what I'm doing with my life. Asking me a million times every phone call aint gonna change it.
while I'm wishing for peace...
13) the Tamil Government would not interfere in the Sri Lankan situation. Is a Tamil life more important than an African life? While condemning terrorism, why not condemn the civil wars in Africa and Israel striking Palestine for 6 days in a row? They're our brothers and deserve our respect too!
And we're back to banal wishes!
14) Vijay would have more energy in his movies. What happened babydoll? Why so glum these days?
15) guys would stop mind fucking women - if you want to boink but dont want to have any accountability or responsibility for it, have the balls to declare "I'm a manipulative satyr!" we just may respect your honesty!
16) I owned The Hobbit - cuz I haven't read it and Fao San has threatened to disown me if I dont get to it!
17) I had a Chennai toy boy (does that one even need to be explained?)
18) I could just zip over to Aus. I need their national cheer to bolster my spirits
19) we had krispy kreme in Chennai
20) someone other than Shaji taught Kalari in Bessie
21) there were better movies playing in the theater - Villu or Abhiyum Naanum? I opt for staying at home thank you!
22) more ballet shows would happen in Chennai - there was one from Russia and I was in Delhi.
23) people would know an English Lit student doesnt mean an instant dictionary - dont embarass me coz I dont know the damn words ok!
24) people could understand that just cuz I'm happy doesn't mean its easy.
25) Jeff Buckley and Heath Ledger were alive - such talent should not have gone so soon
26) my Internet connection would work so I wouldnt be utterly bored to write such a self-involved wish list
I saved my last two wishes for you Fao San
27) Fao San a speedy return. we miss you and want you to spice up our posts (that'd be me and my alter ego!)
28) Fao San a better end to this year - am sending all my good thoughts your way!
And so the countdown begins - 8 days to go!
Friday, February 20, 2009
You may Kiss the Bride
3 weddings of 3 close friends in 3 consecutive months.
Guess weddings come in threes too.
My take on why people get married:
1) Coz after 21 its lame to blame your parents for anything you dont actually wanna do but are too scared to admit - "My wife/husband didnt let me" is a better option.
2) You always have someone to go halfsies on gifts.
3) You can finally do lame ass things and blame someone else - quiz nights in, drinking and dancing on tables out!
4) You can let yourself go! This one's for the starving and "dieting" Women
5) You never have to shower, shave or use deo! This one's for men!
6) State and Temple approved license to boink.
7) So someone else can do the polite convo when your mum or dad calls.
8) Someone to pick the tab when you quit your job and have a quarter/mid-life crisis.
9) She lets you video her.
10) He lets you paint his toe nails.
11) Coz using your "friend with benefits" as binami to buy property can bite you in the ass.
12) Someone to drive you to hosp in the middle of the night when you get kidney stones for the 15th time!
I cant think of anymore reasons. I wonder why!